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Representative editorial collage of a complete adult North Atlantic right whale and calf swimming together in open Atlantic water.
INTERNET RATION No. 05910 NOV 2026
ANIMALS

A surprise North Atlantic right whale calf brought the season’s count to 24.

The calf was not newly born this week; it was newly identified after evading months of surveys.

FILED BYNew England Aquarium
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